Please excuse the following rant. I'm not censoring language. Read at your own peril (or at least, for entertainment).
DON'T MESSAGE ME ON A FUCKING DATING SITE WHEN YOU CAN'T FORM A COMPLETE FUCKING SENTENCE. ALSO, USING "KOOL", "U" OR "i'm" (yes, in lower caps) IS NOT A WAY TO ENTICE A PROSPECTIVE MATE. Hey. Here's an idea. SHOW HER YOU HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN.
I've lost all complete hope.
Edit: Wait, I'm not done. I forgot something. WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION, LISTEN TO WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY. DON'T ASK ME A QUESTION, PRETEND TO LISTEN, THEN ASK ME THE SAME QUESTION AGAIN! AARRRGGGGHHHH! *headdesk* This has to be my biggest pet peeve.
Okay, I think I'm done now.